What were you doing at Christmas in 2002? Can I take you back?
Nicole Kidman and Robbie Williams are at number one, with Something Stupid. The Twin Towers is out at the Cinema.
It is dark and wintery, I'm a student and I'm skint. Always, utterly, skint.
It was the time of year that I dreaded my sister calling on my Nokia 3210.
She ran an entertainment agency called Big Hand People. And so when her name appeared on my phone screen, I knew I had no choice but to say….